Raja, Sutan & everything in between

Fashion. Food. Friends. Fellatio. Fantasy.
I only drink out of silver goblets… that has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to tell you that, and it’s a total lie.
So, I have a private facebook page that I only allow “actual” friends to read my posts because sometimes they’re a little inappropriate for the public to read. But this one I thought was pretty funny, because when I posted it, it was only minutes after it happened. Here goes, Enjoy:




So, Karma Zabetch and I went to have a burger at Rounds Burgers on Santa Monica Blvd., and as we’re waiting for our food…. FUCKING RUPAUL IS THERE TOO!!!I know people assume that Ru and I are besties and we text each other dick pics and make mix tapes for each other or something, but that is not the case. Ru lives here in West Hollywood and seeing her in this wild habitat is like seeing the Loch Ness tranny; Or like a unicorn sighting if the unicorn were a magical horned giraffe, not a horse.We actually got to kiki over burgers, she eats!! I tried to suck in her magic thru her eyes, noticing that her eyes had left over eye makeup…like mine, It felt like Jem and Synergy.I know I sound a little creepy, but Ru will always be a huge influence in my life. I feel great admiration and respect for him, and I will always have butterflies in my stomach when I am in his presence. Seriously…I’m not a creepy mouth breathing fan. I’m just glad I kept his food scraps, burger wrapping, and the straw he used in his soft drink…that i’m using right now to sip my pinot grigio. Maybe I should just stop by her house and say hi…that’s not too much right? I’ll bring my wigs over and we can stare lovingly into each others eyes while back combing soft synthetic hair. Oh! OH! Maybe she’ll let me clean her house and we can sing “COVERGIRL! PUT SOME BASE IN YOUR WALK!!!” and we can laugh and fall into a pile of stuffed animals together!!!! OH FUCK!! MAYBE SHE’LL LET ME POLISH HER TOE NAILS THAT GREEN COLOR SALLY BOWLES WEARS IN CABARET!!!I went too far again didn’t I?
 
 
 
THE END

I only drink out of silver goblets… that has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to tell you that, and it’s a total lie.

So, I have a private facebook page that I only allow “actual” friends to read my posts because sometimes they’re a little inappropriate for the public to read. But this one I thought was pretty funny, because when I posted it, it was only minutes after it happened. Here goes, Enjoy:

So, Karma Zabetch and I went to have a burger at Rounds Burgers on Santa Monica Blvd., and as we’re waiting for our food…. FUCKING RUPAUL IS THERE TOO!!!
I know people assume that Ru and I are besties and we text each other dick pics and make mix tapes for each other or something, but that is not the case. Ru lives here in West Hollywood and seeing her in this wild habitat is like seeing the Loch Ness tranny; Or like a unicorn sighting if the unicorn were a magical horned giraffe, not a horse.
We actually got to kiki over burgers, she eats!! I tried to suck in her magic thru her eyes, noticing that her eyes had left over eye makeup…like mine, It felt like Jem and Synergy.
I know I sound a little creepy, but Ru will always be a huge influence in my life. I feel great admiration and respect for him, and I will always have butterflies in my stomach when I am in his presence. 
Seriously…I’m not a creepy mouth breathing fan. I’m just glad I kept his food scraps, burger wrapping, and the straw he used in his soft drink…that i’m using right now to sip my pinot grigio. Maybe I should just stop by her house and say hi…that’s not too much right? I’ll bring my wigs over and we can stare lovingly into each others eyes while back combing soft synthetic hair. Oh! OH! Maybe she’ll let me clean her house and we can sing “COVERGIRL! PUT SOME BASE IN YOUR WALK!!!” and we can laugh and fall into a pile of stuffed animals together!!!! OH FUCK!! MAYBE SHE’LL LET ME POLISH HER TOE NAILS THAT GREEN COLOR SALLY BOWLES WEARS IN CABARET!!!

I went too far again didn’t I?
 
 
 
THE END
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